Saturday, January 7, 2012

Snooki’s has drop the pounds, but…

I may be one of the few people who don’t watch Jersey Shores and still find it hard to understand how it became a cultural phenom and the pint-sized cutie named Snooki became America’s redneck Jersey darling.

We know viewers love a train wreck, so for mindless escape, I can see how it could be amusing white noise, especially going to Italy with her entourage, beer and pizza lovers in search of roots and raunch. Her late night talk shows were entertaining, as she passed herself off as an authorette, self-deprecating, at times endearing, confessing her penchant for excess.

Now she’s looking good, lost a lot of weight, and plans to give her oversized breasts a lift on her tiny frame. Don’t do it, Snooki!

She told E online she wanted a chest like her BFF, J-Wow…I know little about J-Wow, but as a veteran cosmetic surgery consultant, I’ve advised women of every age and curve on how to find the best surgeon for what they want, helped explain realistic expectations and how to bounce back fast, safely and as pain free as possible.

In Snooki’s case, I’d be happy to steer her to several top board certified cosmetic surgeons who specialize in breast augmentations and reductions, and hope she’s thinking of the latter. Standing next to JWow, whose gigantic breasts at least sit on a taller frame, I’m concerned that Snooki may wind up looking like the leaning Tower of Pisa, top heavy, bent over and suffer back pains if she lifts and enlarges. Any top surgeon should explain how breast size can affect her frame and future. I’d advise B cup, perfect for her frame and size, plenty sexy enough and give her an edge to move quickly in any nasty cat fights…

C cup if she must to keep up her image, but urge her to fight the Dolly Parton temptation. I’ve seen too many women regret giant breasts over time…So if anyone knows Snooki, pls give her my website to get in touch – www.theinformedchoice.com, for feedback from an expert who has had almost a dozen cosmetic procedures. I can refer her to three top surgeons she can meet and decide who she likes best…